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The Devil Himself, or a mimicry
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A
- Available: No, actually. Shocker.

- Age: 17

- Annoyance: Come to think of it, not much. I'm pretty passive lately.

- Allergic: Supposedly to cats and dogs, but I only get small rashes when I handle dogs, cats are fine, which is good, because I vastly prefer them.

- Animal: Cats, pandas.

- Actor: I don't watch movies too much, so what was the last one I saw... uhm... damn. Blame my mother.
B
- Beer: No thanks, drunkie.

- Birthday/Birthplace: 2/23-92, San Diego or La Mesa, California. Can't get a straight answer from anyone, I just know it's California.

- Best Friends: Shel, TLee, Sammy, Dev... ... ...define best? I'll just stick with those three for now.

- Body Part on opposite sex: You never asked this, by the way. Coincidentally, there is an answer, but you won't hear it because it's mushy and sweet and shit.

- Best feeling in the world: When no friends are around, being alone, ie with no mother or father about. When certain friends are, being held, holding them, sitting in Silence. With those same friends, and all the others, sitting, talking, joking around. Hell, walking too. I'm easy to please with those people.

- Blind or Deaf: ...uhm... shit. Blind. I've seen things, I take it for granted, yeah, but I can't live without certain sounds.

- Best weather: Warm, but not so hot that you sweat imme- fuck that. Foggy.

- Been in Love: Mm hm...

- Been b*h'd out?: I live with my mother. My mother is not pleased with my grades. I've gotten a "You're going to flip burgers for the rest of your life" speech, more or less unprovoked, twice during the month of March, with her yelling at me. ... I'm sorry, that was personal, didn't mean to subject the internet to that.

- Been on stage?: "All God's creatures got a place in the choir, some sing low, and some sing higher, some sing out loud on the telephone wire, some just clap their hands, or paws, or anything they got"... fuck, I still remember that shit...

- Believe in yourself?: Me, no. My ability, yes. My judgment of character, not exactly.

- Believe in life on other planets: I don't see why there wouldn't be. I'm sure life on other planets believes in us, why don't we extend the same courtesy?

- Believe in miracles: By the definition of basically serendipity, "the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way, yes. As something to rely on, no.

- Believe in Magic: Well, think about it, science is magical. We can shrink thngs, crush things, make things explode, extend life... Fuck Harry Potter, I've got Stephen Hawking.

- Believe in God: No, but I do believe in the great dark lord Atheia.

- Believe in Satan: People can be Satan.

- Believe in Santa: Santa is Satan with one letter flipped. I'm suspecting a connection.

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Why not?

- Believe in Evolution: Considering the fact that if you consistently run out into a busy street you WILL get hit and die painfully, Darwin: 1, Creator: 0.

C
- Car: Deathtrap.

- Candy: Reese's

- Colour: Normally I'd say combinations of black and red, but I've been getting fond of greys and the combination of green and brown lately...

- Cried in school: Uhm... no, I've always managed to contain myself.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: Both, in one huge orgasmic mountain.

- Chinese/Mexican: Did you just ask me if I'd rather eat a dog or have fatal diarrhea?

- Cake or pie: Cake.

- Countries to visit: Don't much care, but traveling sounds nice. Shame about that money thing.

D
- Day or Night: Night. Night. Night. Day has annoying people in it. At night, I can pick and choose who I want to see.

- Dream vehicle: "We're a crew of drunken pilots, we're the only Airship Pirates!

- Danced: Yep. It was ok.

- Dance in the rain?: Rain is nice.

- Dance in the middle of the street?: With or without cars?

- Do the splits?: *raises eyebrow, points at male crotch*

E
- Eggs: In waffles.

- Eyes: Green. I hear they're nice. I call shenanigans.

- Everyone has: "Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes!"

- Ever failed a class?: Nope! But I'm gonna! Fuck yeah summer school.

F
- First crush: This is privileged information, and a deviantArt journal is not special enough.

- Full name: Brandon Cole Hollis

- First thoughts waking up: "Ah, another magnificent da-- wait. I'm still in my house. Shit."

- Food: *looks upstairs, shrugs, gets some, hands you an orange*

G
- Greatest Fear: Losing certain people for eeeever and eeever and eeever...

- Goals: Find a crew. Find a Job. keep flying. Yes, I am, in fact, Malcolm Reynolds.

- Gum: Your head.

- Get along with your parents?: Ehehehehehfuck no.

- Good luck charms: *looks at letter in his drawer, diaries in a box a few feet away, and drawing in his folder, shrugs* (in other words, those. Why and what are they? Privileged info)

H
- Hair Colour: Brown. Used to be blond. Wonder what it'd look like Black.

- Height: *shrugs* Most be closeish to 6 feet by now.

- Happy: Reasonably, yes.

- Holidays: Halloween, yep.

- How do you want to die: As soon as the doctor says I have terminal cancer or some other painful and absolutely unfixable shit, someone bring me all my best friends and loved ones to say goodbye, and then shoot me in the medulla oblongata.

- Health freak?: *shrugs* I try to look nice. Health health, though, is a lost cause, asthma.

- Hate: Oh man the list. I'll spare you.

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(In guys/girls)
- Eye colour: Not picky/not picky, but blue and green are nice.

- Hair Colour: Brunettes, but it seems I like blonde as well.

- Height: ALL OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS ARE SHORT.

- Clothing Style: Modest, mouse-colored people... erm, modest. Sluts can burn.

- Characteristics: Nice, funny, tolerant of me and my bullshit, able to tell anything/talk about anything with them, and I must be able to have a way to make them HYPER AS HELL.

- Ice Cream: Are you seriously asking me to judge someone on their favorite Ice cream?

- Instrument: I want to learn guitar, and I used to know Violin.

J
- Jewelry: Rings. I'm wearing 3 right now.

- Job: "Student", according to dear old mother.

K
- Kids: *shrug*

- Kickboxing or karate: flail-like-a-little-bitch-and-hit-people-style martial arts.

- Keep a journal?: I write stories. And almost every character in these stories has some little bit of me in them.

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- Longest Car Ride: Oh my fucking god never make me ride in a car to Washington DC ever again.

- Love: Is a concept, a modern human construct.

- Letter: All of them. I'm a linguistic nerd.

- Laughed so hard you cried: Every time I laugh, really. I'm easily amused.

- Love at first sight: Considering the serious times took a few months each, hell no.

M
- Milk flavour: Milk.

- Movie: *shrug*

- Mooned anyone?: Nope.

- Marriage: Sure, why not.

- Motion sickness?: Ugh.

- McD's or BK: Burger King.

N

- Number of Siblings: 1. Help me.

- Number of Piercings: None.

- Number: Shel's right, 3 is nice.

O

- Overused Phrases: Ah

- One wish: ...*coughs, averts eyes*

- One phobia: Eheheheheh.

P

- Place to live: Iunno.

- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi, sure.

Q
- Quail: What the fuck, quiz. What the fuck.

- Questionnaires: Are whiny little bitches who I want to track down, chase into the street where they'll be hit with a car I hired, and then I'll drag them back to my place, tie them to a table, and then turn them into a yodeling potato. What's a yodeling potato? You cut off every last one of a person's exterior organs, short of skinning them. Lips, eyelids, fingers, arms, legs, everything. Then you put them in front of a mirror so they stare at themselves and scream. Yodeling potato.

R
- Reason to cry: Shut it.

- Reality T.V.: is a misnomer.

- Radio Station: *shrug*

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: I guess.

S
- Song: *shrug*

- Shoe size: 10-12, somewhere in there.

- Sushi: *shrug*

- Skipped school: Nope.

- Slept outside: Yep.

- Seen a dead body?: Yep.

- Smoked?: Those will kill you.

- Skinny dipped?: Nope.

- Shower daily?: Nope.

- Sing well?: My wit died somewhere a bit ago... nope.

- In the shower?: Nope.

- Swear?: Much.

- Stuffed Animals?: Cute.

- Single/Group dates: Well, group dates leads to group sex. So single.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.

- Scientists need to invent: Eternal youth/life

T
- Time for bed: When I hit the bed.

- Thunderstorms: Used to be scared, am now relatively indifferent.

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Is beyond me.

U
- Unpredictable: *shrugs* Nothing, after so long.

- Under the influence?: Someone's influence, yes.

- Understanding?: Very.

V
- Vegetable you hate: *shrug*

- Vegetable you love: *shrug*

- Vacation spot: *shrug*

W
- Weakness: I am so lucky that no one realizes I have an EXTREME weakness for cuddles. ...fuck...

- When you grow up: I will be older and uglier.

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: TLee or Sam, I think.

- Who makes you laugh the most: All of them. Way too easily amused.

- Worst feeling: *shrug*

- Wanted to be a model?: Fuck that.

- Where do we go when we die: Don't much care.

- Worst weather: *shrug*

- Walk with a book on your head?: Tape.

X
- X-Rays: Some.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009.
-Yellow: Is uglyish.

Z
- Zoo animal: Uhm... anything that would kill a lot of people if released.

- Zodiac sign: Pisces/Monkey. Monkeyfish.
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Stole this from :iconthemasterduckie:, who stole it from :iconilawliet:, who stole it from :icondarktwilightprincess:, who, as teh duckahpoiyo said, stole it from someone else!

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What is your name?
Fluffy. I MEAN BRANDON. GOD DAMN IT.


What is your zodiac sign?
Pisces. I'ma be monkeyfish!


What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?
Massively depends on my mood. Pissed off, Slipknot, saddysad, Nine Inch Nails, normal, controlled amounts of just about anything.


Do you like sports (watch or play)?
... does Rock Band count, I think it does how I play it.


What is your relationship status?
Single. Eh.


Do you have any children?
Yes, tens of thousands of illegitimate bastard children all over the world and a couple hundred on the moon.

No, dumbass, I don't.


What things can make or break a relationship?
Hell if I know.


What are 2 of your favorite foods?
Pizza and... ... ...more pizza is not an acceptable answer, is it?


Do you have any pets?
Awesomesauce cuddlable cat and two annoying frickin' yappy dogs.


Any tattoos or piercings?
Yeah, I have this awesome one of a black flame that extends across my whole body, with tendrils of flame curling off onto my arms and legs, and a single spike of fire going up past my eye.

I repeat, no, dumbass.


Do you have siblings?
The bestest older sister in the world who happens to beat the shit out of me.

I love you Tina please don't kill me o_o

:iconcmwatson:


How is your relationship with your parents?
Best we not go into it, I could get arrested.


What is your occupation?
Hitman. Government Sniper. Owner of Fluffy's Gourmet Fetuses.

Fine, student.


What is your ideal job?
Honestly, Sniper would be fun... too dangerous, though. Something in graphic design, or maybe writer as has been told I should.


What was your best subject in school?
Graphics, whoo.

Your worst subject in school?
*checks grades* Advanced Algebra. Let's not talk about it, kk?

Good. *calls off Snipers*

What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Friends, music, games, fooling around on the internet, drawing, writing... I'm very rarely truly bored.


What is your favorite season?
The Duck's right, Spring's pretty cool, although I think my birthday is considered to be in late winter.


What is your least favorite house chore?
Mowing the lawn, regardless of time of year. It's either too hot and I get tired and sweaty, or too cold and I get cold and cold.


What time do you usually go to bed?
Midnight, if you average it out >_>;

Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Cyborg eyes. They can see up to 15000 feet away with perfect clarity. Beat that.


Do you miss anyone at the moment?
Yep. Stop asking personal questions.


Last time you took a bubble bath?
...that's kind of creepy, friend.


What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Don't kill anyone. Gonna be tough.



What is your favorite holiday?
Birthdays. I see people I don't see that often otherwise. Christmas is kinda nice too, despite my family being there. Oh, Halloween kicks ass too. F*** Thanksgiving though. Only family around me, and I just EAT. Ugh.



Do you have any allergies?
No clue.


Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Used to be terrified of them, that stopped being fun, I am now indifferent. Not to mention there hasn't been one for months.


Have you/do you plan to vote this year?
Too late for that, friend. Also, not old enough.

...

What would they do to someone who voted illegally?


What cell phone provider do you use?
TMobile.


Do you speak any languages besides english?
Traces of German.

What is a smell that you love?
You never asked this question. This is not a question you should have asked. THe answer is very personal and I will not share it with the likes of you. You should feel so bad about this it isn't even funny.

What is the last vacation you went on?
To Oklahoma.

I ****ing hate Oklahoma.


Have you ever been horseback riding?
Yep. I didn't even fall off. What a disappointment, eh?


Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Do you WANT me to lose all my money? I can't walk out of VIRTUAL gambling with my wallet intact.


What is the last thing you ate and drank?
I have no idea, it's been a while.

What time do you wake up in the morning?
6:30 school days. Whenever I wake up every other time.


Do you have any quotes that you really like?
"Day" is a vestigial mode of time measurement, based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. [pauses] I didn't get you anything."

That'd be River, from Firefly. Why the hell was it cancelled? FOX needs to die.

What is the last song you listened to?
Sound Of Madness, by Shinedown. It fits Nathan.

What radio stations do you listen to?
*whistles, taps iPod to his left*

Do you sleep with your closet Door open or closed, or does it matter?
Depends. Am I naked? No? Open, then. Too lazy to close it again after getting clothes.


Do you prefer to sleep with any light in the room, or in total darkness?
Darkness. When the lights go out, there are no rules.

If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, What is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Think of certain people. Usually calms me right down. And yes, people, plural. You know who you are ^_^


What is the weather like right now where you are?
I live in a basement.



Do you close the door when you use the bathroom or shower when you're home alone?
Yeah, I close it. My mom likes to make fun of my legs. I will hang from her hands, get some tweezers, and pull out every hair one by one.


Next vacation you plan to go on?
Leaving this house forever.


Do you have any nicknames?
Fluffy. And damn straight you're Poiyo, duck.

Are you watching tv right now?
My TV is merely a device to deliver video game images to me.


When is the last time you cried?
Sunday. This is also a topic you will not inquire further upon.


Have you ever been in love?
Remember the thing I said I was going to do to my mom? Hang her from her hands, and pull out the hairs one by one? Well, I'm going to do that to you, and then when that's done I'm going to give you thousands of tiny cuts all over your body, and then I'll rub salt and alcohol into them. If you're still alive, I will then attach you to a large machine, and once you're awake, I will press a button and it will pull you into two pieces, slowly, agonizingly, until you're in so much pain you're glad when you're finally dead in two pieces.

Have you gotten so drunk that you Dont remember what happened the next day?
I don't want to see what I'm like drunk. With the company I keep, losing inhibitions is a big no-no. For the record, it's mostly girls.

Do you always wear your seatbelt?
Most of the time, sometimes I just don't care, and clearly I'm still alive. Hell, they should put seatbelts on theraputic swings.
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...long story, don't ask.
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...TT_TT

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Right. Linking that. Why? The art sucks, horrible writing, "XBox sucks" without actually owning one. The kid's horrible, an idiot.

Yeah, well, it's me.

Aaaaaagagagaghagahgah.

Kill me plzkthx.

If you hold any sort of affection for me or the way I draw at all please mock the hell out of the stuff on there. Teach younger me a lesson.
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Well, I recently got grounded and am about to get ungrounded on wednesday but then again most everyone watching me likely already knows this. Well, I've been using this time to develop stories and characters, which I will describe (should my failing mind remember to) on Wednesday when I'm not wasting time that could really be used better elsewhere in Graphics class.
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Post-Nuke

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So, I rented and have been playing a lot of Fallout 3 for the 360. I love it, I want it. But, considering how I haven't put anything of note up here in a few weeks, I figure I'll rant about my experiences in the game.

So, in all games like this (The Suffering, Oblivion, Fallout 3 (Really?) (Shut up)) I try to be good, I really do... but, well, I tend to be, uhm... less than... angelic...

...

...alright fine I have fingers that magnetize stolen property, everything I touch dies, and I have an evil bastard follower to kill things for me.

Well, while traversing the wasteland that was Washington D.C., in which the game naturally takes place, I came across a lone Protectron robot. I had killed several of these on the walk here, not to mention all of them that I've killed before. So, easy. And I was right. Jericho (my evil bastard follower) spotted another "Protectron" (quotes to be elaborated on in a moment), and went of to fight it. Well, I killed my mark relatively without problem, and my health was down to half from an earlier fight (y'know what, I think I'll talk about that after this, it just shows my supreme idiocy in this game).

Then Jericho, the asshole, yelled out "It's a grenade!"

Yeah, see, the thing is... Protectrons don't have grenades. But Sentry Robots do. And they're... well, badasses. So, I ran over to help him, Crap-Launcher 2000 (known by the game as the Rock-It! Launcher, which shoots random objects that I pick up), in hand.

Suddenly, "Follower notice:

Jericho has died!"

...uhm.
Ok.

Now see, the thing is, I quite LIKED Jericho. even though he was a bastard, he complimented me on my equipment and when I told him to flank the enemy, he quite enjoyed that idea and said he liked the way I think.

So, I run over, with half-health, pissed, noble goal of murdering the security robot who killed my asshole murderer mercenary friend in mind, to the grenade-launching robot. And then, suddenly, my left side was missing and my legs had flown off to parts unknown.

Moral of the story, don't be a dumbass.

And now for a story from shortly before that to drive the point home.

The reason I had half health before this encounter was because I spotted an enemy, and believed it to be the weak and easily-disposed-of Mole Rat. So, not wanting to waste my precious Teddybears, Ash Trays, and coffee cups loaded into my CL2000 (I love that thing), I took out my recently-acquired Ripper, which I was quite pleased to discover is, literally, a chainsaw knife, and ran at the enemy.

It was a beast known as a Yao Gao Gai, a much larger and stronger creature than the Mole Rat, who, summarily, attempted to relieve me of the burden that was my arms.

I quickly switched back to my beloved junkshooter and shot the hell out of it, wide-eyed, whilst muttering in terror "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" as much as I could, like some kind of terrified monk. Considering it died and I was well past alive (FOR NOW) I wish to create a new sect of Shitmonks, devoted to killing people by chanting obscenities while scared out of their minds buy a prowling murderer. And if that doesn't pan out, hey, then I have a serial killer with no morals whatsoever and a lot of dead monks.

So, that about sums it up. I'm the stupidest evil to ever ever walk the wastes and everyone cowers before the awesome suckage of my deadness.

That is all.
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