Stole this from
, who stole it from
, who stole it from
, who, as teh duckahpoiyo said, stole it from someone else!
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What is your name?
Fluffy. I MEAN BRANDON. GOD DAMN IT.
What is your zodiac sign?
Pisces. I'ma be monkeyfish!
What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?
Massively depends on my mood. Pissed off, Slipknot, saddysad, Nine Inch Nails, normal, controlled amounts of just about anything.
Do you like sports (watch or play)?
... does Rock Band count, I think it does how I play it.
What is your relationship status?
Single. Eh.
Do you have any children?
Yes, tens of thousands of illegitimate bastard children all over the world and a couple hundred on the moon.
No, dumbass, I don't.
What things can make or break a relationship?
Hell if I know.
What are 2 of your favorite foods?
Pizza and... ... ...more pizza is not an acceptable answer, is it?
Do you have any pets?
Awesomesauce cuddlable cat and two annoying frickin' yappy dogs.
Any tattoos or piercings?
Yeah, I have this awesome one of a black flame that extends across my whole body, with tendrils of flame curling off onto my arms and legs, and a single spike of fire going up past my eye.
I repeat, no, dumbass.
Do you have siblings?
The bestest older sister in the world who happens to beat the shit out of me.
I love you Tina please don't kill me o_o
How is your relationship with your parents?
Best we not go into it, I could get arrested.
What is your occupation?
Hitman. Government Sniper. Owner of Fluffy's Gourmet Fetuses.
Fine, student.
What is your ideal job?
Honestly, Sniper would be fun... too dangerous, though. Something in graphic design, or maybe writer as has been told I should.
What was your best subject in school?
Graphics, whoo.
Your worst subject in school?
*checks grades* Advanced Algebra. Let's not talk about it, kk?
Good. *calls off Snipers*
What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Friends, music, games, fooling around on the internet, drawing, writing... I'm very rarely truly bored.
What is your favorite season?
The Duck's right, Spring's pretty cool, although I think my birthday is considered to be in late winter.
What is your least favorite house chore?
Mowing the lawn, regardless of time of year. It's either too hot and I get tired and sweaty, or too cold and I get cold and cold.
What time do you usually go to bed?
Midnight, if you average it out >_>;
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Cyborg eyes. They can see up to 15000 feet away with perfect clarity. Beat that.
Do you miss anyone at the moment?
Yep. Stop asking personal questions.
Last time you took a bubble bath?
...that's kind of creepy, friend.
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Don't kill anyone. Gonna be tough.
What is your favorite holiday?
Birthdays. I see people I don't see that often otherwise. Christmas is kinda nice too, despite my family being there. Oh, Halloween kicks ass too. F*** Thanksgiving though. Only family around me, and I just EAT. Ugh.
Do you have any allergies?
No clue.
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Used to be terrified of them, that stopped being fun, I am now indifferent. Not to mention there hasn't been one for months.
Have you/do you plan to vote this year?
Too late for that, friend. Also, not old enough.
...
What would they do to someone who voted illegally?
What cell phone provider do you use?
TMobile.
Do you speak any languages besides english?
Traces of German.
What is a smell that you love?
You never asked this question. This is not a question you should have asked. THe answer is very personal and I will not share it with the likes of you. You should feel so bad about this it isn't even funny.
What is the last vacation you went on?
To Oklahoma.
I ****ing hate Oklahoma.
Have you ever been horseback riding?
Yep. I didn't even fall off. What a disappointment, eh?
Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Do you WANT me to lose all my money? I can't walk out of VIRTUAL gambling with my wallet intact.
What is the last thing you ate and drank?
I have no idea, it's been a while.
What time do you wake up in the morning?
6:30 school days. Whenever I wake up every other time.
Do you have any quotes that you really like?
"Day" is a vestigial mode of time measurement, based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. [pauses] I didn't get you anything."
That'd be River, from Firefly. Why the hell was it cancelled? FOX needs to die.
What is the last song you listened to?
Sound Of Madness, by Shinedown. It fits Nathan.
What radio stations do you listen to?
*whistles, taps iPod to his left*
Do you sleep with your closet Door open or closed, or does it matter?
Depends. Am I naked? No? Open, then. Too lazy to close it again after getting clothes.
Do you prefer to sleep with any light in the room, or in total darkness?
Darkness. When the lights go out, there are no rules.
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, What is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Think of certain people. Usually calms me right down. And yes, people, plural. You know who you are ^_^
What is the weather like right now where you are?
I live in a basement.
Do you close the door when you use the bathroom or shower when you're home alone?
Yeah, I close it. My mom likes to make fun of my legs. I will hang from her hands, get some tweezers, and pull out every hair one by one.
Next vacation you plan to go on?
Leaving this house forever.
Do you have any nicknames?
Fluffy. And damn straight you're Poiyo, duck.
Are you watching tv right now?
My TV is merely a device to deliver video game images to me.
When is the last time you cried?
Sunday. This is also a topic you will not inquire further upon.
Have you ever been in love?
Remember the thing I said I was going to do to my mom? Hang her from her hands, and pull out the hairs one by one? Well, I'm going to do that to you, and then when that's done I'm going to give you thousands of tiny cuts all over your body, and then I'll rub salt and alcohol into them. If you're still alive, I will then attach you to a large machine, and once you're awake, I will press a button and it will pull you into two pieces, slowly, agonizingly, until you're in so much pain you're glad when you're finally dead in two pieces.
Have you gotten so drunk that you Dont remember what happened the next day?
I don't want to see what I'm like drunk. With the company I keep, losing inhibitions is a big no-no. For the record, it's mostly girls.
Do you always wear your seatbelt?
Most of the time, sometimes I just don't care, and clearly I'm still alive. Hell, they should put seatbelts on theraputic swings.
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...long story, don't ask.